比如我会说：“你再这样我发脾气/生气了。”或者“你有完没完，闹够没!”然后不理她。女孩生气要哄，无理取闹要调教。
如果女孩很生气，说要分手怎么办?淡定，这很重要。当然，不能轻浮对待。
“别闹，吵架归吵架分手不要随便说!”对方如果停了，你甚至可以说“我们刚才吵到哪儿了。”
或者“分手?你确定要追我第二遍?”
当女朋友发火的时候，不要意味的解释，也不能意味的忍让。用以上三招，想要哄女孩子开心其实很简单。
可以哄女友开心的短信（双语版）
1. The “good morning” text
“早安”短信
You’re going to want to get a bit creative, here. Dive into your bag of tricks, as it’s the first thing she’s going to be waking up to in the morning. Make sure to stay away from generic sh*t like “good morning。”
这样的短信你可能想要有点创意。尝试一些小窍门吧，因为这条短信是她早上一睁开眼睛第一个要看到的东西。你一定要避免“早上好”这样俗套的东西。
Do you know how many dudes have probably texted her “good morning”？ Exactly. You’re going to want to separate yourself from the pack, so to speak – and how are we going to do that? Bam, we’re gonna throw in a pet name。
你知道有多少哥们儿可能给她发过“早上好”吗？一定有很多。这么说吧，你想要和他们有点区别吧——那我们要怎么做呢？噢，我们要在短信里加上一个爱称。
Personally, I’ve always been a fan of “good morning sunshine,” as it paints some pretty mental imagery. It’s warm, not overly provocative, and it’s also directly quoted from a Quasimoto song… so, yeah。
就我个人而言，我一直很喜欢这样的短信“早安，我的阳光”，因为它描绘了很美的心理意象，是那种温暖的、却不太过分的感觉，这也是Quasimoto的一首歌里的歌词…所以，这个很好。
2. The “I had a good time” text
短信：“和你在一起很开心”
If you genuinely had a good time with a girl – whether it was on a date or after just meeting her for the first time somewhere – it’s super crucial to be vocal about it. Don’t be shy, big guy. We’re going to have to use our words。
如果你真的和一个女孩在一起觉得很开心——无论是约会之后还是第一次在某个地方见到她之后——清楚地表达这种感觉都是超级重要的。伙计，别羞于表达。我们要好好利用文字。
Remember, if you don’t say anything, how will she know? Having said that, we all don’t have to be wordsmiths like Hank Moody in order to express ourselves。
记住，如果你什么都不说，她怎么会知道呢？上面已经说过了，我们并不必像汉克•穆迪那样舞文弄墨地去表达想法。
Keep it short and sweet and straight to the point. If you had fun with her, just say, “Hey, I really had fun with you last night。”
简短、甜蜜、直接地去表达。如果你和她在一起很开心，就说“嘿，我昨晚和你在一起真的很开心”。
It shouldn’t really matter how specifically you choose to articulate it – as long as you’re clear-cut about your feelings. The ability to vocalize your emotions will show confidence, and girls will eat that sh*t up。
你的表达有多么特别真的没太大关系——只要你把你的感觉描述清楚了。能够说出你的情感就显示出你很自信，而且女孩也吃这一套。
3. The “I’m just thinking about you” text
短信：“我正在想你”
You’ll have to be wary of how liberal you are with this type of text. If you overuse it, you’ll risk making yourself sound a little bit creepy。
你要提防这类短信措辞的自由程度，如果使用过度，你的短信有可能会让人心生畏惧。
I mean, think about it; If her feelings aren’t 100 percent matched, it might make her a little bit uncomfortable knowing you’re “thinking about her” with any great frequency。
我的意思是，要考虑考虑；如果她对你不是100%有感觉，那她知道你在很频繁地“想她”就会使她感觉有点不舒服。
Then again, if she’s into you – the same way you’re into her – this type of text will pay off in spades. It’ll tell show her she’s truly making an impact on you day-to-day, and you’re sensitive enough to recognize and appreciate it。
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